Welcome to the Maplewood Mall – the main enclosed traditional mall serving the East Metro area. If you haven’t been here, you’re not missing out on anything. It’s just…a mall. In a suburb in Minnesota. It’s not as if Maplewood is headed down the road to ruin, but it just isn’t anything special. This isn’t even a ‘Dale, even though it holds its own....
Ever been to the mall and wonder, “How the heck does that store stay in business? No one is ever in there!” Well, I do too. I present you with my list of 10 stores at the mall I can’t believe are still around… 10.) The Thomas Kinkade “Art” Gallery: If Anne Geddes photos are your idea of art, the Thomas Kinkade store might...
Now that the Minnesota State Fair is over, us Minnesotans will have to wait an entire YEAR before we can see Minnesota’s best mullets, rat-tails, and muffin-tops on parade. Don’t deny it – we all know you’re not going to the fair to oogle the riding lawnmowers or fawn over all that informerical shit in the bazaar. Quit kidding yourself; you go there for...
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