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Brookdale Crossing, Brookdale Drive and Tom Thumb: Brooklyn Park, MN

This used to be a grocery store. Today, it's an Elk's Lodge and you must know the secret handshake to get in.

I don’t trek back to this area of Brooklyn Park often. This trip to take pictures was the first time I’ve been in the area in, oh, probably 9 or 10 years. I guess it’s because it makes me too sad. The Brookdale Dr./Newton Avenue/Humboldt area is my ol’ stompin’ grounds. This is where I grew up–these are the places where my brother and I (and the neighborhood kids) would ride our bikes. We moved out of the area in 1998, just as things were going downhill. I guess I just like to keep the memories of how it used to look when I was a kid, rather than taint them with the harsh reality of what it’s become.

To be honest, it wasn’t that bad. I was expecting to see knife fights, armed robberies and crack slanged to and fro. What I did see was a few troubled youths walking down the sidewalks, screaming profanities at passing cars and a shitload of cop cars. I had to be quick with the pictures–I didn’t want to look like I was staking out the place for a robbery.

First up is this little strip mall named “Brookdale Crossing.” According to the Brookdale Animal Hospital website, this strip mall has been here since AT LEAST 1987 (though I thought it was built in the early ’90s…), because the pet hospital occupied one of the mall’s spaces back then. This strip mall was a flop, even when it debuted. I don’t think the place ever rented out even half of its spaces.

Former Tom Thumb at the Brookdale Crossing

This used to be a Tom Thumb at the Brookdale Crossing. The side of the building was perpetually tagged. It went out of business sometime in the mid '90s. Today, it's a church.

Brookdale Crossing is one of those strip malls where a lot of sketchy shit happens. Even when I lived in the area, there was always something off about this mall. A lack of adequate parking lot lighting made it spooky–but ideal for a lot of juvenile delinquent shenenagines–especially tagging. I was surprised not to see any graffiti when I was there, but even back in the day, some wall or door was always tagged. The back of the mall was the worst.

The graffiti was pretty lame. This wasn’t Crips-versus-Bloods type shit. Stuff like “HI MOM!” in dripping orange Krylon was as menacing as it got. There was no artistic creativity involved whatsoever. It wasn’t the type of graffiti that made you think, “Damn. How did someone get up there?” or “Wow, that’s actually kind of neat.” No, this was lazy graffiti at its best. The teen taggers didn’t bring a ladder or multiple colors of spray paint or learn how to write in cool fonts. Instead, they just raided Dad’s garage and took the first spray paint can they saw, and at dusk, headed to Brookdale Crossing to tag the back door of Pizza Hut. C’mon guys, at least use a snappy catchphrase or draw a mural. Simply writing “Revolt” on the side of Tom Thumb just isn’t worth getting arrested for. Go to New Hope’s Winnekta Avenue and wait for the train. You’ll see plenty of inspirational graffiti work.

Brookdale Crossing

I know there was a video rental store here–Mr. Movies? I think its original location was in this strip mall, but then it moved across the street to the little strip mall attached to Bill’s Superette.

The large building was a grocery store. It might’ve been a Country Market? We shopped there occasionally, but their prices were a bit steep. It didn’t last long.

Today, the nameless supermarket is an Elks Lodge, one of those fraternity organizations where members wear weird hats and chant and need to give a password to the Grand Poobah in order to enter the building…which obviously made me think of the Flintstones’ Loyal Order of Water Buffaloes.

Other tenants were Pane in the Glass (a stained glass craft store–’ya gotta love the name!), a barber shop (they had one of those twirly poles!) and Pizza Hut. We bought an obnoxious amount of Big Foot Pizzas there in the ’90s. I was surprised to see Pizza Hut still there, but kudos to them!

That’s all I can remember. I’m guessing Brookdale Crossing had your usual line-up of strip mall stores: an insurance office and a dry cleaners, but I can’t say for sure.

Across the street from Brookdale Crossing lies the Brookdale Animal Hospital and a tiny strip mall with an Angenio’s Pizza (that’s one pizza place from which we never ordered).

Kiddy-corner from Brookdale Crossing sits Bill’s Superette (a gas station favorite of my childhood) and a small strip mall. Back in the day, it was home to Dominos Pizza (again, we ordered pizza from here far too often!) and a flower shop.

Now, about that Brookdale Animal Hospital. The building is located across the street from Brookdale Crossing and it used to be a 7-11. It opened in 1991, which was the same time when we got our doggie. So, since it was so close, this is where we took him for check-ups. I am thrilled it’s still here–and Dr. Jeffrey is still there! I doubt he remembers our doggie, but he was wonderful. I didn’t get a picture of the building, but there is one on their website.

Brooklyn Park VFW

"Lesh schee...wut do you want fer Christchmas, little girl? Oh, ish okay, I only had one beer."

A wee bit further down Brookdale Drive lies the VFW. We went to many bake and craft sales here. At Christmastime, Santa made an appearance. One time, my mom took my sister to visit said Santa. When they arrived at the VFW, Santa was on “break.” They waited around, until they saw a soused Santa stumble out of the bar and trip down the stairs. Despite his inebriated state, my mom still had my sister sit on his lap. During her visit, she didn’t get any promises of Polly Pockets under the tree–all she got from Santa was a broken mini candy cane and a strong whiff of booze breath.

Go even further down Brookdale and you’d discover a neighborhood favorite: Tom Thumb. It was there in the ’80s and ’90s. Today, an ethnic grocer occupies its space.

This small building once housed three tenants: a liquor store, a hair salon and Tom Thumb. However, in the early eighties, the hair salon went out of business, giving way to Tom Thumb’s expansion.

Next to Tom Thumb sits a gas station. This place looks the same, except for the name. It went through a LOT of name changes during my life in BP; the only one I can remember was that it was a ’76 at one point. My parents fueled up here a lot and bought smokes (Marlboro Lights, if you must know. My dad put the carton in the freezer to keep ‘em fresh and collected Marlboro Miles (he didn’t care too much for Camel Cash). Oh lord). Yeah, at one point, both of my parents smoked. But this was the ’80s…it seemed like all adults smoked back then. Thankfully they quit.

The former Tom Thumb

If you’re expecting stories of how I got a lot of five finger discounts at Tom Thumb, you’re mistaken. I was a good girl and so was brother. But not Eric, the neighborhood hoodlum. One time, when Eric and my brother went on a Tom Thumb run, he stole a pack of Sixlets. The boy had great taste in candy, I’ll give him that, but the poor life choice got him grounded for a week. My mom gave my brother a stern lecture that he wasn’t allowed to go to Tom Thumb with Eric anymore. In case you’re wondering, no, Eric isn’t singing show tunes in prison. He turned out a-okay.

If you remember this particular Tom Thumb, then you probably remember Bernard, or “Bernie”, as he was more affectionately known. Bernie was the manager, or perhaps the owner of the Brookdale Drive Tom Thumb. He was a cool dude and he knew us by name.

When you walked into Tom Thumb, the area to the left showcased produce of questionable freshness. The store had about 6 aisles, offering candy, toys, cereal, baking mixes and other processed food. I don’t remember what the back wall had; milk and soda bottles were sold on the far right wall. The deli area (usually manned by Bernard himself) and a self-serve fountain drink station were in the front, offering goodies such as and 72oz. cups to fill with your favorite carbonated beverage (I was partial to the Cherry Coke).

Speaking of which, one time, my brother and I rode our bikes up to Tom Thumb to fuck around. We didn’t know what we wanted; we just wanted to go to Tom Thumb. We each ended up buying a 72oz. cup of Cherry Coke. Outside the store, we tried to hop on our bikes, but realized riding our bikes with a 72oz soda would be challenge. We went back in the store, explaining our

If Tom Thumb didn't have the candy we wanted, we'd walk over to this gas station to see what offerings they had in stock.

conundrum to Bernie. He handed over two paper bags and we placed our sodas inside. *shakes head* A liqued beverage inside a paper bag at that age…how classy. After we got back, we dodged Mom and made a beeline to my brother’s room, where we holed up all afternoon, guzzling thousands of calories in soda and playing Night Trap on Sega CD.

So what would we buy here?

Mom would buy Polka Dot milk, frosted cake donuts out of the display case (damn those were good!) and ciggies. Sometimes, she’d buy us some JoJo potatoes from the deli. Tom Thumb’s were the bomb diggity.

My brother and I would buy Donruss and/or Topps baseball cards, a copy of the Auto Trader, candy CANDY candy, Dell’s latest word search puzzles magazine, packets of Panini stickers (Barbie albums for moi, He-Man for bro) and these really good turkey sandwiches from the deli.

One other Tom Thumb memory that sticks out in my mind is the time we spotted the ice cream man at Tom Thumb. Seeing the ice cream man’s truck parked outside of Tom Thumb pretty much took out the mystique and magic of the ice cream man. Tom Thumb’s his dealer? He’s buying his Flintstone Push-Ups, Rocketpops and Chipwiches out of their Good Humor freezer and selling them to kids for twice the price? Just who does he think he is, tinkling down the street, selling ice cream novelties with a 200% markup to hungry children? It was a tough lesson in economics for a 10 year old girl. Despite finding out his source, we still chased the ice cream man with our bikes whenever we heard the bell ring. Like cattle to the slaughter…

Unfortunately, Tom Thumb went bankrupt in 2004, closing all 131 stores in Minnesota and Wisconsin.

My mom got a gut-ache eating at Bok Ho. We never returned.

Next door to Tom Thumb was another building. I want to say it was some sort of child care place, but I can’t remember. Today, the place looks like it’s under renovation by new owners, but the oval sign remains, telling me it once was *maybe* a Children’s World??

One other place worth mentioning is Bok Ho, the disgusting Chinese restaurant with a name sounding like it’s a profanity you’d use when getting into a pissing match with an enemy.

“BOK HO!”

“Oh yeah? Well BOK HO you too!”

“BOK HO to you and yo’ mama!”

“….”

Back in the day, the building was red and lacked windows. We ate there once and never returned. We went to House of Hui’s for our chicken chow mien. I don’t know when Bok Ho went out of business and this other restaurant moved in. This was here the entire time I lived in Brooklyn Park–you could say it was a landmark on the corner of Humboldt and Brookdale Drive.

Oh, there wasn’t always stoplight here. I can’t recall when the city installed them–my guess is early ’90s or late ’80s. I had to walk to school when I attended Monroe Elementary in the ’80s, so I remember the stop signs well. Looking back, it’s a damn long walk, even for an adult. She was probably scared out of her wits every morning and afternoon when I’d walk home! No wonder my mom and all the other neighborhood moms lobbied the school to get us buses. (and they did, starting when I was in second grade).

So that’s once section of Brooklyn Park’s Brookdale drive for ‘ya. Any memories you want to share? Did you shop at Tom Thumb? Did you steal stuff from Tom Thumb? (SHAME ON YOU, but I want to hear the juicy details!). Who got the squirts after eating at Bok Ho?

Photos taken August 2010.

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Fleet Farm: Brooklyn Park, MN

WE LOVE IT!

Why am I headed toward the aisles of Fleet Farm?

Because… I (we) LOVE IT.

Well, no. I don’t love it. But why not cover it?

I know, it isn’t dead by any means, but that doesn’t mean it can’t be discussed here. I understand there are probably hundreds of malls within Minnesota that I haven’t covered yet, and being that I currently do not have a job, I have time to explore them and snap pics. (The time thing is only partly true, being that I’ve been tied up with volunteer work for the past two months). When August ends, so does summer–and the majority of my volunteer work. Anyway, let’s move on.

I’m covering the Double F because when you walk inside, it’s like a time warp to 1987. Which was, in fact, the last time I was inside a Fleet Farm. I’m not in Fleet Farm’s target demographic. I have no use for a dog kennel cozy, elastic waist Gloria Vanderbilt slacks, Field ‘N Forest footwear, Durabuilt livestock tags, multipack Hanes Her Way briefs, or turkey calls.

Fleet Farm is a store with small town American values...and drums of cheeseballs.

If you don’t know what Fleet Farm is, let me explain. It’s the general store to end all general stores. Think of it as a cross between a Gander Mountain, Kmart, Menards, a saddle shop and a body shop. And during the holiday season, it turns into a Toys ‘R Us. Safety orange is Fleet Farm’s signature color. They sell stuff for Rambos and Bubbas: military surplus gear, jugs of deer piss, livestock feed, tackleboxes, handguns, butt-ugly work jeans, and embroidered Christmas sweatshirts–all with a patriotic, “America, FUCK YEAH!!” vibe.

But this “general store” is a little different. It dubs itself as the “MAN MALL.” The theory behind this is if they don’t sell it here, ‘ya don’t need it. I would take issue with that, but I am not a man. Fleet Farm’s the kind of store a man could take his lady to and get sweet revenge for all those times he had to sit on a mall bench outside Ann Taylor, waiting for her as she tried on armloads of shift dresses, scoop neck tanks and pencil skirts in the dressing room. Here, he could check out the latest Rapala lures; swap huntin’ tales with the dudes at the gun counter; test out ice augers; trade in his civies for BDUs; decide between a “These colors don’t run” or a “Don’t tread on me” bumper sticker; and buy a five lb. bag of chocolate stars.

Go team, go! And take these hideous Vikings/Packers/Gophers overalls with you!

Go team, go! And take these hideous Vikings/Packers/Gophers overalls with you!

And the wifey can’t say boo.

Fleet Farm isn’t for the dudes rockin’ frosted tips, puka shell necklaces and pink polo shirts. Fleet Farm is for the kind of man who has an American flag tattoo rippling down his bicep and drives a POS truck. It’s for the kind of man who drains away stress by using his hands. The kind of men who give carpal-crushing handshakes..The kind of guy who looks like he’s been changing tires all day and cleans firearms at the kitchen table.

Because Fleet Farm is patriotic down to its very core, it’s only proper that they support America’s favorite pastime–sitting on the couch and eating junk food–by having an obnoxiously large candy section.

Hardware-type stores always have the best candy section–except for Home Depot and Lowe’s. They don’t even have candy sections–all they have are single-serving checkout lane candy bars. I don’t even think they sell the king-size shit. What’s up with that? The purpose of having a candy section at a hardware store is because ‘ya get HONGRY after puttin’ together furniture and sanding things, son! If I’m workin’ on the job and get a little snacky-snacky, a small box of Junior Mints or a Snickers bar the size of my index finger just won’t do. I need to suck down a few Pearson’s Salt ‘N Nut Rolls, a 60 oz. bag of spice drops and a 16 oz. bag of Old Fashioned Red Licorice Twists to hold me over ’til supper.

Three aisles of candy. THREE AISLES filled with giant sized bags of candy. Most of it is the stuff you’d find in a grocery store bulk food section, except it’s neatly packaged in a plastic bag with a Fleet Farm logo. Sure, you’ll find the nasty shit, like dusty circus peanuts, dinner mints, spearmint leaves and bridge mix. But they sell some damn fine chocolate covered raisins and chocolate milk balls. A bag of each followed me home when I visited FF.

"No time for potty breaks! Dump 'n run, boys!"

Anyway, we never went here much when I was growing up, but every now and then we’d pop in. The last time I remember piling up in the dadgum truck ‘n goin’ to Fleet Farm was when we needed a new mailbox in ’87. There isn’t a funny story behind it–I wish there was, but the story’s pretty simple: we needed a new mailbox and we bought one (and six Pearson’s Nut Rolls–two for Dad and one for each of us–and a container of Planter’s Salted Peanuts). Walking into Fleet Farm in 2010 isn’t much different than shopping there in 1987. The store fixtures, the wooden paneling and even some of the merchandise screams 1987–yes, they’re still selling CRT television sets and VHS tapes. There were quite a selection of VHS tapes–think movies like 3:10 to Yuma, Platoon, Scarface, and instructional hunting videos starring Jeff Foxworthy.

And then there’s TOYLAND. Every holiday season, the Man Mall turns into a playpen.  My mom never shopped here for whatever reason–perhaps the deals weren’t that great or she just didn’t want to go here. Can’t say I blame her. As a kid, I never really cared to look at Fleet Farm’s Toyland circular. Sure, I’d give it a passing glance, but I guess it just seemed weird to ask for a Barbie Dream Home from a place that sells poultry feeders and mud flaps.

What are your memories of Fleet Farm? Do you still shop there? As a kid, did you salivate over the TOYLAND section of the Fleet Farm catalog mailed out around Christmas? Do you still salivate over Toyland? Post in the comments!

Photos taken August 2009 and June 2010.

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Skateland: Brooklyn Park, MN

Cheap, awkward, and always a great time.

No, I’m not talking about yo’ mama.

We’re talkin’ SKATELAND, the setting of my Junior High Soap Opera.

Skateland

Skateland was always kinda sketchy

This is where the shit went down. Too old for playgrounds & swingsets, and too young for keg stands, teens and tweens from around the area would come here to goof off, pine for their crush, snark on other classmates, play arcade games, and cut each other up with slap bracelets.

Skateland was a popular choice in the ’70s, ’80s, and ’90s for birthday parties, school field trips and lock-ins, or even as a special night out for getting an “A” on your Amelia Bedelia book report.

I frequented Skateland between the years of 1989 – 1992ish and I have no idea when this place closed. I also know I don’t have any old pictures of this place.  After I started high school, my friends and I outgrew Skateland and never felt the urge to go back. As you can see from the recent pictures, Skateland is now a furniture store.

So pin your jeans, fan out your bangs like a peacock’s butt, throw a scrunchie in your hair, pop in a Milli Vanilli cassette — we’re going back to the early ’90s!

Skateland

Skateland was a great place for lovelorn teens

My most vivid memory of Skateland was when I was in 7th grade, on Valentine’s Day, 1992. We held our class party at Skateland, so they bussed us over here from the middle school for the afternoon.

On the bus, tension was “snowballing” (tee hee!). Throw a bunch of 12 & 13 year olds going through puberty at a roller rink on Valentine’s day and the shit’s going to hit the fan. So many thoughts were swirling in my head! Which boy will ask me to skate? Will ANY boy ask me to skate? What if I fall on my rump in front of Matt? I am SO not skating with Pete if he asks me! HE IS SO GROSS!!! He put M&M’s in my Veryfine apple juice at lunch when I wasn’t looking! EWWWW!

Rowdy and jittery, the scene on the bus was pure pandemonium. This was PRE “video cameras-on-the-bus” days, so spitballs were flyin’, girls were engulfed in shrill “OMG WILL MY CRUSH ASK ME TO SKATE?” conversations, and Pete and Matt were taking turns whacking each other over the head with their Addison-Wesley Math books.  Our teachers and chaperons tried to give us stern warnings to stop, collaborate, and LISTEN, but it wasn’t working; we were too worked up.

The wheels on the bus went ’round and ’round until we pulled into the parking lot.

Time to get your ball bearings ‘cuz it’s ON.

Skateland was always kind of creepy, come to think of it. The place was dimly lit, smelled like soiled sucks, had gaudy dirt-disguising carpeting …hell, they probably allowed smoking for all I know.

Skateland MN

The Butterfly, uh oh, that's old! LET ME SEE THAT TOOTSIE ROLL

My BFF’s and I rented our musty brown skates with orange wheels, and wheeled into to the creepy, dingy women’s bathroom. This was 1992 and bangs were an art. They could get pulverized by the strong weather elements from a short walk from the bus, and we just couldn’t let that happen.  Especially on Valentine’s Day.

Jenny brought the Aqua Net and I had the Malibu Musk.  Tracy had Love’s Baby Soft, but I quickly informed here that we are 13 now, and too old to be spraying ourselves in that shit. Boys are more sophisticated at our age & don’t want to hold hands with a girl smelling like she just changed a baby’s diaper. They crave a more worldy scent, like Exclamation or Malibu Musk.

We were holed up in the dimly-lit bathroom for a good 20 minutes, fixing our bangs in the streaky mirror and offering words of encouragement to each other before we rolled out onto the floor such as, “Oooh, Christy, you are ROCKING that scrunchie, girl!” “Oh no, Tracy, just a few light spritzes won’t do! You want Brian to ask you to skate, don’t you? …If you dump the rest of that bottle of Vanilla Fields on your neck, he will surely notice you!”

We skated out of the bathroom in a cloud of cheap perfume that followed us around like Pigpen’s cloud of dust.

We immediately noticed many of our classmates were skating around the rink, holding light-up roses in their hand.  Skateland was hawking glowing roses at a booth near the snack bar to celebrate the holiday. Here I was hoping that Matt would give me a TMNT Valentine’s Day card and handful of conversation hearts…but damn. A $6 rose? I hope he brought his allowance money…

Skateland MN

The DJ started up our 7th grade anthem, Bohemian Rhapsody, so my BFFs and I headed out to the floor. We whizzed around, laughing and dancin’ and groovin’ to the music, and chasing boys around the slippery rink.

I wasn’t a bad skater. In fact, I was a MENACE on the rink. My years of figure skating paid off whenever I’d go to Skateland. When I noticed that Matt and Pete were watching us from their table in the snack bar, I’d do a “shoot-the-duck” move as I skated by their booth, hoping to turn their heads. Well, hoping to turn Matt’s head. I also got a few jealous evil eyes from this chick Jessica and her posse. My BFFs and I did not like Jess & the gang. Plus, she had a thing for Michael, a boy Sarah had her eye on.

When I wanted to pull out the REALLY fancy tricks, I’d make my way into the middle of the rink. This was the designated place where doing the type of jumps that only Kriss Kross can make you do. You didn’t dare do this stuff outside of the middle or else the Skateland “referee” would blow his whistle and scream bloody murder.

Chaperons and teachers kept a close eye on all of us, making sure no one breaks a tailbone or had any other type of maiming that would make Schwebel, Goetz & Sieben salivate.

Lots of skating games were played in-between the Paula Abdul/Rhythm is a Dancer/En Vouge-type songs…the Hokey Pokey, red light/green light, backwards skate, girls-only, boys only. You get the idea.

We were having a blast! Well, all but Christy. Christy was having a hell of a time on her skates and kept falling and disrupting the flow of the rink. She tried making a few laps by clutching the wall around the rink but eventually she was tired of being skating rink road kill, so she gave up and holed herself up in a snack bar booth, reading Sweet Valley High#48,  “Slam Book Fever.”

Then it happened.

The DJ announced COUPLES SKATE.

….

SHIT JUST GOT REAL.

A stunned hush blanketed the arena. This was IT.

The rink cleared off as the 13 year old bachelors skated off the rink to find a suitable bachelorette with which to cruise around the rink and hold each other’s clammy hands. If they could work up the courage to do so.

Sarah, Tracy, Jenny, and I all sat down on a bench, looking around for our crushboys. Christy was still at the snack bar, oblivious to the whole thing, enjoying a Tombstone-style pizza and reading her novel. Tracy spotted her crush, Brian over at the claw machine, trying to fish out a fake Rolex. Matt was playing some pinball game with a couple other boys.

WTF are these boys doing? It is COUPLES SKATE!

Shawn made his way over to us and asked Jenny to skate. Jenny was ecstatic! And he even gave her a rose!

Sarah was pining away for Michael, but she spotted him already on the rink, skating with Jessica. That bitch!

Sarah angrily stomped away to join Christy at the snack bar to drown her sorrows in a Dr. Pepper.

I looked over and saw Matt still very into his pinball game. Brian was still trying to win claw machine jewelry.

Boyz II Men’s “The End of the Road” was just starting up. Looks like no couples skate for me :(

I sat on the bench, completely dejected, trying to hold back my tears as I  pretended to tie my skate laces. I had been looking forward to this field trip since the day I had my parents sign the permission slip. And all Matt cares about is that stupid Addam’s Family pinball game. My Valentine’s day was pretty much RUINED. The HORROR. I was just about to get up from the bench and make my way to the locker, to get my coat and coin purse, and to join Sarah and Christy & get some cardboard pizza at the snack bar, when I felt a light tap on my shoulder.

Skateland

I looked up, seeing a boy in a No Fear shirt and bowl haircut. It was Pete. And he had a light up rose.

“Would you like to skate?” Pete asked as he handed me the electric flower.

I was stunned. This was the boy who teased me at lunch 5 days a week, putting grapes in my potatoes and smearing peanut butter on my long dog roll-up. At first, I thought, “Don’t stress, don’t stress, don’t stress, just tell him to the left left left!” but he was smiling and…and…kinda looked cute.

I obliged. Pete and I rolled out on the floor, holding hands, and waving to Christy and Sarah sitting at the snack bar.
When couples skate was done, I was in 7th grade heaven. Pete LIKED me. And…even after all the teasing he did to me, I found myself kinda liking him. Matt was STILL playing pinball. Fucker.

The day was soon over and we boarded the buses to head back to school. The ride home was much tamer, as we were all pretty tuckered out the skating, loud music, and eating too many cheesy pretzels. The lucky girls, including me,who got light-up roses played with them on the bus the entire ride home. Brian did end up getting his “Rolex” out of the claw machine, and was showing it off to all the kids on the bus. Pete pointed out that Brian’s wrist was turning green from the watch, but that didn’t stop Brian. He played it up and told everyone he was turning into the Incredible Hulk.

Skateland Strip Mall

And that was pretty much it. I’m not going to wrap this story up by telling you Pete and I got married or anything. I don’t really remember what the fallout of the Skateland Valentine’s Day party was. We probably still ate lunch together in our little group, and Pete probably still put corn kernels in my milk. Hell, Pete and I really didn’t talk much when we got to high school, nor did we go to Skateland. When we left middle school, we also left Skateland behind.

Yep. You get old and your idea of fun no longer involves showing off some fancy moves in the center of a roller rink. You’d rather hang with your buddies, drinking beer from a crock pot.

:(

Feel free to post your memories of Skateland in the comments!

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Photos taken May 2009.

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Village North Shopping Center: Brooklyn Park, MN

People give me  “street cred” when I mention that I grew up in Brooklyn Park. Those of you who also grew up in the BP area probably find that statement as ridiculous as I do.  Because if ice skating at the Evergreen Park rink and drying off in the warming house, taking swimming lessons at the Community Center, walking to Tom Thumb, and eating at Bok Ho gives you street cred, then by all means, call me a gangbanger. Ay yo trip! You know what I’m sayin’? Fo’ SHIZ, homeslice!

I insist to people that it was a nice area in which to grow up, but not everyone these days believes me. Rightfully so. The area has gone to pit.

But in the ’80s, it was nice. Even in the Zane Avenue area. Village North, you haven’t been forgotten!

Village North wasn’t just any old strip mall. Architecturally, it looked like a strip mall, with the shops arranged in a linear fashion, but it functioned more like a regular mall.  It was always busy, you could walk the interior of the mall, they held events like craft shows, and by golly, even Santa paid his yearly visit.

Tear it down; Build Condos!!!!

Yep, these ugly townhomes replaced Village North. This particular building style can be found in just about every suburb of Minneapolis. Someone stop Ryland Homes before they take over the metro.

I joke about tearing places down and building condos, but really, that’s exactly what happened to poor Village North. They tore it down sometime in 2003, and by 2006ish, up went a bunch of cookie cutter condos/townhomes. I really don’t know how bad the crime got in the mall – I last visited it in 1998, and it seemed safe enough then.

I apologize for the lack of OLD pictures. It’s not like I didn’t try! With the exception of the Circus Circus pics, all I have are current pictures of what the area looks like today.

You’d never know a landmark strip mall once stood here.

Now it looks like they’re trying to turn Zane Avenue/Brooklyn Blvd into another Plymouth, manufactured city center and all.

The Stores:

I listed these by location – from one end of the mall to the other. This is entirely based on memory, and I could be wrong. Please let me know if you have corrections or additions by emailing me or posting in the comments.

Korner Plaza: Closed in 1987. It was some sort of department store. I believe they sold juniors clothing, toys, and inflatable rafts.  Rafts? Yeah, random, I know. But my mom bought my brother and I each an inflatable raft to use up at the cabin. So they sold outdoor sporting goods too. Go figure.

Minnesota Fabrics: Korner Plaza became Minnesota Fabrics at some point.

Some big pet food store. Not sure if it was a Petco or what…? I can’t remember if  the pet store took over the spot of Minnesota Fabrics when it closed or if they coexisted next door to each other in blissful harmony.

Circus Circus: For us ’80s kids, this was the main draw of Village North. No, it was nothing like its Vegas namesake – this was not a fleabag motel & gambling establishment – it was a kid-friendly arcade. It was just like a Showbiz Pizza or a Chuck E Cheese — greasy pizza, a band of singing mechanical beasts featuring one hella scary gorilla, arcade games, skeeball, bumper cars, tickets redeemable for shit prizes, and the signature dark, dreary decor that gave this place a sinister feeling.

This Circus Circus location had a big ball crawl right near the entrance.  As adults, we all know it’s a bacteria farm. Unless they hired a Hazmat crew to come in to fumigate and sterilize every hour, if you went into the ball crawl, there was a pretty good chance you were going to come out with a rash and a case of the whopping cough. But at least Walgreens was right down the hallway, so you could pick up some Robitussin before heading home :)

Circus Circus, 1988

My family at Circus Circus, April 1988

Sometime in the ’80s, Circus Circus remodeled and expanded. I’m not sure when this was, but it had to have been prior to 1988, as the photos below show the new & expanded dining area. The old dining area turned into some sort of sports bar with a bunch of TVs. It was separated from the main dining area by a glass wall (smoking was allowed in this area). You rarely saw families eating in this area; only really, really creepy old men hung out here, drinking beer and and chain smoking.  The guys in here creeped me out – if they want to drink beer and watch the Vikings, why not go to a bar? For pete’s sake, Blondies is right down the road. Yeah…that’s because today, these same men are probably on Dateline’s Chris Hansen’s shit list. I believe they kept the animatronic show in the old eating area, at least for a while.

The new eating area was much larger than the old digs – and had a 3-ring circus style Rockafire Explosion show! (The old stage only allowed the main band). The animatronic show would just start out of nowhere, scaring the crap out of everyone. Being serenaded by a rat cheerleader, a possum in a trash can, and a scary ass gorilla lip syncing Beach Boys songs while eating greasy pizza was every kid’s dream.

They also installed this glass box that looked like a telephone booth inside the eating area. It was used for birthday parties – the birthday boy or girl would go into the box, the Circus Circus mascot (a scary clown with a huge head) started up a fan and a bunch of tickets would fly around in the box. Your job was to catch as many as you could before the time ran out. All kids were envious of whoever the birthday kid was, regardless if you knew him or not. Because WE WANTED TICKETS. They were our passports to treasure, redeemable for a giant Styrofoam pellet teddy bear, a terrycloth wristband, or a plastic yo-yo!

Elegant dining at Circus Circus

Elegant family dining at Circus Circus. I'm missing from this picture - I was probably off getting a disease in the ballcrawl. My dad is missing too, but he's probably the one snapping the photo - April 1988

When you ordered food at the counter, you were given a number and instructed to watch the monitors for your order to be ready. While we waited for our pizza, Mom and Dad set us loose in the arcade to play games, but instructed us to watch the monitor for our number. And this was how my parents discovered I needed glasses. I kept playing skeeball long after our number came up. Mom thought I was being difficult; truth was, I couldn’t read the monitor. I wasn’t a happy camper! I thought glasses were fug. I only needed them for distance, I didn’t need to wear them full-time. Thank goodness too, because – LIKE, WHAT ABOUT FASHION?!

Great American Music. It had a wood store front. All I can remember is that it sold records and cassettes and was located right by Circus Circus. My mom bought Michael Jackson’s Thriller tape here!

Mario’s Movies & Games: Mario dealt in new and used movies and Nintendo/Sega games. So if you wanted, you could sell your 8-Bit NES and games to Mario (but don’t get your hopes up too high if the only game you had was Super Mario Bros/Duck Hunt. You’d be lucky if he’d give you a quarter for it). Too bad eBay wasn’t around in those days. I don’t know if the place was actually owned by a guy named Mario. Probably not. Chances are, he wanted to capitalize on the Nintendo trend and use the namesake of the chubby video game plumber to lure in the hardcore gamer demographic (a.k.a. impressionable 10 year olds). After all, how many MARIOS do you know?

Famous Footwear: Not much to say about this. Though the Village North location is obviously gone, the Famous Footwears of today still look pretty much the same way they did in the ’80s.

Brauns: I HATED THIS PLACE and I imagine if you grew up in this area in the ’80s, you hated it too. It’s where Mom shopped and where kids whined and fussed. Brauns made Mom look like a mom. They sold Mom Jeans, Mom Shirts, Mom Slacks, Mom Vests, and other various Mom Accessories. Hi Mom! :)

Simeks Meat & Seafood:  I LOVED their samples! They always had a plate of meatballs near the enterance, so while Mom finished checking out at Walgreens, my brother and I would wander over to Simecks to feast on some meat.  The cashier would give us the evil eye and alert her manager to boot us out of the store if we were sneaking too many meatballs. They also sold some really good RAW cookie dough too.

Radio Shack: If Village North still existed in 2009, this Radio Shack location would still be in business. This chain should’ve died sometime in the VCR age, but nope. It’s apparently harder to kill than a  cockroach. I guess there’s still enough demand out there for phone jacks, DC 12V car adapters, and metal dectectors to support this place.

Walgreens today. I believe it moved to this location in 1998

Walgreens today. I believe it moved to this location in 1998

Walgreens: This was one of the busiest stores in Village North. Our doctor’s office was around the Village North area, so this is where we got all of our prescriptions filled when we were sick.  Today, Walgreens is located about a block down the road, in its own stand-alone building.

Sabo Flowers

Some dry cleaning place

Hallmark

A barber shop: Even had one of those rotating barber poles!

A pet store: I’m not sure if they actually sold pets other than fish and birds, because I only remember getting flakey fish food and tank equipment at this store. I can’t remember its name. They had a great selection of pretty colored fish tank rocks too.

Plaster Paradise:  Plaster Paradise was definitely different. They sold exactly what you think they’d sell – plaster. Yep, plain plaster sculptures, all ready to be colored in whatever lead-based paint hues you wish. Painting these spackle statues didn’t require a whole lot of artistic ability.  Sure, you could REALLY go all out with these plastered widgets, but for the most part, anyone could make these suckers look halfway decent, even my 8 year old brother who liked to destroy my Barbie coloring books by scribbling all over the pages using Crayola’s Raw Umber and only Raw Umber.

This craft was kind of like Ukrainian Egg Art for the less talented. They had a huge selection of various spackle statues – you could paint your own knock-off Precious Moments doll or Hummel statuette. Besides the statuettes, they sold pretty much every other dust-collecting home decor item you could imagine – doorknockers, bookends, wall hangings, napkin rings, Christmas ornaments, weapons of mass destruction… All with a completely blank slate for the do-it-yourself hobbyist. They sold all kinds of painting supplies here too – different sized paint brushes and every color of paint you could imagine.  Most importantly, it was MISSION CRITICAL not to leave this store without an aerosol can of shellack. Your precious artwork was not complete until you doused it with a coating of glaze, giving your brainchild a shiny varnish, ready for household display.

Company’s Coming: They sold everything you needed to throw a kick ass party, without the liquor. Company’s Coming was a “mom and pop” version of a Party City. It was a very tiny store, which really is the ideal size of a party store. I don’t get why places like Party City occupy a building as large as a Wal Mart. A party store need not to be that damn big!

Ben Franklin: I wrote about this place in my 10 Stores I Wish Were Still in Business post – basically, it’s a scaled-down version of a Michael’s. I went here to stock up on  embroidery thread for my BFF Friendship Bracelet business.

Northwest Book Store: A Christian book store that sold bibles, Billy Graham posters, Precious Moments trash, and Sister Theresa bookmarks. I didn’t like this place because they didn’t sell Babysitters Club or Sweet Valley High books. Probably because a Christan book store would think  Jessica Wakefield ranked right up there with Judas.

IGN Super Valu: I wasn’t a fan of Super Valu. Or its red-headed stepchild, Red Owl (located across the street). This grocer had two good things going for it: #1: The chicken clucking machine at the front of the store, where you’d put in a quarter, the chicken would cluck to the beat of a nursery rhyme, and when the song would finish, you’d get a plastic egg with a surprise inside…which was usually incredibly disappointing. I once got a “gold” smiley face ring that broke me out in a nasty rash.

#2: They had baggers who would sack up your groceries for you, place them in a plastic numbered bin, and put them on a rolling belt at the front of the store. You’d go out to your car, pull up to the curb, and the friendly stock boy would place your bags into your car. How nice.

Burger Bros: Took over the grocery store location.  Burger Brothers was a locally-owned company that was acquired by Gander Mountain in 1995. They sold sporting goods and had a giant bear in the store. Burger Brothers closed in 1997.

Around Village North:

The area around Village North was quite memorable too, so it’s worth covering.

In the parking lot area:

Arby’s: Arby’s was located in the Village North parking lot. It probably faced a lot of competition from the Rax across the street. In the end, Arby’s won the Roast Beef War and stayed in business long after Rax shut its doors.

An ATM: There was an ATM in the middle of the Village North parking lot. I don’t know why I remember this, but for some reason, whenever I picture the Village North shopping center, I always remember that ATM.

Marquette Bank: This was a circular shaped building with glass windows all around it in the Village North parking lot.

AMF Village North Bowl: Even back in the ’80s, my parents wouldn’t take us to this particular bowling alley. They thought it was really seedy. And it was – I think I only went there once as a child, for a birthday party. As an adult, I went there once in 2003, and got my drink on. Enough so that I sang at the karaoke bar and cleared out the place in 7 seconds flat. I sure liked their wireless microphone… The bowling alley was in the “back” area of Village North. I think it MIGHT have been connected to the mall, but I’m not sure. This was demolished in 2005. To fill the void, Brunswick Lanes opened up sometime in 2006. Call ahead to get your name on the lane list and don’t forget your glock!

McDonalds: This was a nasty, noxious McDonalds, even back in the ’80s. It was a franchised owned, not a company-owned restaurant, so they did things their way, and it showed. They served seasonal items like an orange milkshake months after the other Mickey Dees ceased sales. They never got your order right, most of the time the cold fries were knocked upside down and spilled all over the bottom of the bag, their hotcakes tasted & looked like glow-in-the-dark frisbees, and when you bit into their chicken nuggets, you often spotted a pink, cordlike tail.

Other places around the area:

Heaven help us, it's still here...

Heaven help us, it's still here...

Godfather’s Pizza: I can’t believe this dump is still around. The proof is in the photos!

There was also some sort of cowboy/hee-haw/Cattle Company style restaurant located in the Godfather’s Pizza/Century Court apartments/Blondies vicinity. You couldn’t see it from the main drag, and I can’t remember the name. It didn’t last long, and we only ate there once. All I remember is that ties were not allowed, and if you wore one, they make you take it off and replace it with one of those cowboy Randy Travis-style bolo ties — you know, with the ugly sheriff’s star pendant and a leather rope looped through it.

Century Court/Huntington Pointe Apartments: Brooklyn Park’s version of Cabrini Green. Was notoriously known as the ‘Most Dangerous Place in Brooklyn Park” by my

Huntington Pointe

Brooklyn Park needs more slum lord apartments, not fucking PARKS. :P

circle of friends. You did NOT go here at night! Century Courts was owned by Harv and Marv – 2 notorious slumlords. It was renamed  “Huntington Pointe” in the late ’90s to improve its image. The entire complex was razed in April 2008 and in its place is a park. Like Brooklyn Park NEEDS more parks…. ;)

Blondie’s: This bar is trouble – recent murder scene. Nice.

Across the Boulevard:

Ponderosa Steak House: If you’re not familiar with Ponderosa Steak House, please, for the love of god, don’t let the name fool you. Technically, yes, it’s a steak house, but if you’re expecting Ruth Chris’, Murray’s, or even Timberlodge, you will be quite disappointed. Ponderosa tried to pass itself off as a chophouse, but really it was a toned-down version of the Old Country Buffet.  When a “chophouse” offers a smograsboard (with a taco bar) AND a western-style atmosphere, you’re not going to get a prime cut of meat. You couldn’t pop bottles here (no liquor licence), but you could pop buttons – since you could order a steak AND graze the buffet, you buckaroos could really get your gorge on.

Rax:  It was a fast food roast beef chain, similar to Arby’s. This location used to be a Country Kitchen. We didn’t go here very often, because my mom hated this place. I don’t remember much about it except that they had good shakes, the building looked like a solarium with all the windows, and had wicked cool alligator shaped plastic bottles for the drinks. (Don’t get too excited, Rax didn’t have a liquor license either. Can you imagine what fun drinking a cap’n coke would be in an Uncle Alligator bottle? Blondie’s has the liquor license & it’s across the street, but they sure as hell don’t serve moonshine in an alligator glass. If you asked for something like that, you’d probably get a cap in your ass.

Burger King, photo courtesy of the City of Brooklyn Park

Burger King, photo courtesy of the City of Brooklyn Park

Burger King: Closed in 2004. Demolished in 2006. According to the city of BP, there’s supposed to be a medical building up in its place.

Koops Red Owl: Yuck. Didn’t like grocery shopping here either. It reminded me of a small town grocer, especially with the hanging vinyl strips in the freezer sections, that you had to dip in and out of to get your foodstuff. It was a tiny grocery store and we only went here when we were waiting for our pizza to be ready at the nearby Little Ceasers. The fresh produce section was a mess – you really had to watch your step since half of the produce was smeared all over the floor. The fruit looked too nasty to buy, anyway – wormholed apples, peaches so bruised that it looked like they got in a bar fight, and bananas so spotty it looked like they had a case of the herp. Koops is now a Family Dollar.

Little Ceasers, Clean N Press For Less, Cost Cutters: These were all located in a small strip mall near Koops. The strip mall is still standing but the standard Brooklyn Park lineup of a check cashing place and an employment office prevails. I got my first perm at this Cost Cutters when I was in 3rd grade. I was going to write about how crazy my mom was for letting me get chemically-enhanced hair at that age, but these days, 9 year olds are getting botox, so I guess a perm is pretty tame.

Rocky Roccoo

Mr. Roccoo is still here!

Rocky Rococo: And it’s still here! Rocky himself looks more Panama Jack than Italian Pizza Connoisseur but hey, whatever works. They have great pizza! For Valentine’s day, pick your lover up a heart-shaped pizza pie and prepared to get laid. Hubba, hubba!

Goodyear Tires: Still around today!

Denny’s: Yep, Brooklyn Park once had its own Denny’s, a soulless, homogenized version of a greasy spoon-type diner. The only time it’s okay to go to a Denny’s is if it’s 3AM and you’re trying to sober up by eating a chicken fried steak after a night of painting the town red. I didn’t eat at this Denny’s much, maybe a handful of times. When it comes to the 24-hour diner type places,  I always preferred Perkins to Denny’s any day of the week. Two words: WISHING WELL. When I eat greasy diner food, I’m going to shit it all out anyway, so by god, I at least want a cereal-box quality souvenir to commemorate the event.

Dunkin’ Donuts: They served donuts when donuts weren’t kool, krispy, or kremey. There were no community service officers directing traffic in and around this place. No reporters from WCCO. No people pitching tents and camping out for a fucking bear claw. Just donuts, no drama. Donuts didn’t become “cool” in Minnesota until the Krispy Kreme in Maple Grove opened in 2001. I’m guessing this place was closed by 2001 but I’m not entirely sure. I know it was open in 1998, but that’s the last I remember it.

Budget Power: I believe there was a Budget Power in this area, across from Village North. Budget Power was a local hardware chain. I don’t think we ever shopped there. All I remember is that the logo had a lightening bolt.

More places

Rapid Oil Change: Rapid Oil Change turned into some car audio equipment store sometime in the late ’90s. Now it’s some place that’s part barbershop, part spinning rims dealer. Not surprising in the least.

The former Rapid Oil Change location

The former Rapid Oil Change location

White Castle and Dairy Queen: Yep, both are still standing to this day!

Seedy Strip Mall off of Brookdale Drive: I can’t recall ANY time we EVER stopped here because even back in the day, this place was a little shady. They had (and still have) a Chinese restaurant here. I’m not sure if it’s the same one or not.

Moonraker Apartments: (At least I think they were the Moonraker Apartments. Please correct me if I am wrong). They always had that sign that said, “If you lived here, you’d be home by now.” These apartments were shit even back in the ’80s.

Please enjoy the rest of the photos – all photos (except where noted) taken December 2008.

Feel free to share your memories of Village North Shopping Center in the comments!

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The backend of what was Village North

Another view down the Boulevard

Another view down the Boulevard

Another view of the Godfather's Pizza

Another view of the Godfather's Pizza. It's empty, yet open for business

Woo hoo! Dairy Queen's still around

Woo hoo! Dairy Queen's still around

Brunswick Bowl - come for the lanes, stay for the knife fights

Brunswick Zone - come for the lanes, stay for the knife fights

Koops is now a Family Dollar...and it's probably just as nasty inside as it used to be

Koops is now a Family Dollar...and it's probably just as nasty inside as it used to be

This was the strip mall right by Koops. There used to be a Little Ceasers, Great Clips, and Clean N Press for Less here

This was the strip mall right by Koops. There used to be a Little Ceasers, Great Clips, and Clean N Press for Less here

A sign for the seedy strip mall off of Brookdale Drive & Zane (right across from the Dairy Queen...and MORE slummy apartments)

A sign for the seedy strip mall off of Brookdale Drive & Zane (right across from the Dairy Queen...and MORE slummy apartments)

Century Court Apartments, pre demolition *Photo courtesy of the City of Brooklyn Park*

Century Court Apartments, pre demolition *Photo courtesy of the City of Brooklyn Park*

Moonraker Apartments

Moonraker Apartments

Rocky Rococo sign

Rocky Rococo sign

Another view of the townhomes

Another view of the townhomes

It's no surprise that White Castle survived!

It's no surprise that White Castle survived

Godfathers Pizza sign

Godfathers Pizza sign

With Blondie's reputation, showing the UFC fight might not be a good idea. Recipe for trouble?

With Blondie's reputation, showing the UFC fight might not be a good idea. Recipe for trouble?

Another view of Blondie's

Another view of Blondie's

Yates & Brookdale Drive. More icky apartments tarnish the BP skyline

Yates & Brookdale Drive. More icky apartments tarnish the BP skyline

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Quick update + help needed!

Hey all! Just a quick update -

I apologize for the lack of updates in the past few months. Finding time to write has been pretty difficult these last few months, but I promise you, I’ve got lots of good stuff coming up! I’ve taken a bunch of pictures of local shopping centers, but I haven’t had the chance to write the blog posts yet.

I’m currently working on posts for the Rosedale Mall (no, not a “dumpy mall” by any means, but it’s a mall in MN, so it must be covered!) and (by popular request!) the defunct Village North Shopping Center in Brooklyn Park, MN.

I’ve been putting off writing the Village North post because I’ve been trying to locate pictures of the now-demolished shopping center, and I’ve come up with exactly ZERO. I even went through old photo albums at my parents’ house, just in case, and, yep – NONE. If you have any pictures, PLEASE send them my way. I’ve had so many requests to do a write-up on this shopping center that I know a lot of people would be thrilled to see them! I’ll be posting it without pics, but if anyone has any, please send them my way.

Researching shopping centers is not an easy thing to do – there’s not a whole lot of information out there, even at the libraries! So, I need your help…

Here’s what’s upcoming that I need a little help with – these are the places I’ve had requests for, but I just don’t have enough information to go on.  Of course, pictures – especially anything “old” -  are ALWAYS welcome!

* Crossroads Center in Roseville: Pics and info pre-renovation?
* All those old, abandoned industrial buildings in Roseville, right off of 35W: Why is this area all abandoned? Tenants? Etc?
* Eden Prairie Center: Pics and info pre-renovation?
* Woodbury’s old outlet mall: Name of the actual mall? Tenants? When/Why was it demolished? Anything else?
* Four Seasons Mall, Plymouth MN: Any idea of old tenants?
* A strip mall off of Silver Lake Road-New Brighton. Had a Lunds that closed in 1999. Mall was demolished in 2006 & there’s now an LA Fitness, Subway, medical center, etc – any info of the old strip mall would be helpful, especially its actual NAME!
* Anoka’s Downtown: Any info?

If you have any info, please post to the comments or shoot me an email.

Thanks to those of you who’ve emailed me/posted comments – your information is very helpful! :)

A new blog post will be up later this week, so check back soon!

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